BOOKS

Sex, Drugs, and Gefilte Fish

This book embodies the definitive voice of a proud, searching, and irreverent new generation of American Jews. This Canadian snuck in her story about a gold medalist of one-night stands. Not the proudest moment, but funny.


 

Rejected: Tales of the Failed, Dumped and Canceled

A hilarious collection of rejection stories by some of today’s most accomplished comic writers and performers. You don’t have to go far for mine – it’s chapter one.
 

 

I Killed: True Stories of the Road from America's Top Comics

Some of the funniest and most outrageous stories about comedians on the road. Chalk full of big names and you can also read my harrowing tale that involves a pony. 

 

Lost and Found: Stories from New York

Essays, reportage, and vignettes about the complexity of living and breathing in New York City, including my story of taking a leap with only a bottle of vodka to cushion my fall.

 

US Magazine : I’m a regular contributor to the US Weekly’s Fashion Police where I find myself continually in awe of Misha Barton's choices.

 




YOUR TANGO: Heart Felt Advice:
Have you ever wondered what kind of love advice Snooki would give you if she were a finger puppet?


YOUR TANGO: Love U
This is a How-To sketch I wrote for a great relationship website called Tango.



The Comedians: A monthly magazine exposing the dark underbelly of the comedians’ lives and the craft itself. I write a monthly column.








City Scoops: A couple of columns I wrote, one on the most important meal of all: brunch and the other a dating advice column called, Ask Ophira!





 


If Prozac Fails Try Orbitz
Story of the Week: Mr. Beller's Neighborhood

SportsIllustrated.com
My World Series Pick

Looking At The Look Book
Gawker.com

Charm Your Date With Humor
Happen Mag / MSN.com