This sharp and classy lady
can be both subtly
subversive and a total dork.

–TimeOut NY

There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny.


On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act.

–Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad.


[Screw Everyone] rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom.
-SF Chronicle

Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you.

-Glamour Magazine

Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny.

–Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller.
–Best of New

Ophira Eisenberg is smart, friendly, slightly self-deprecating and one heck of a writer.


  • Nov 1st, 7:30 pm
    Storytellers on a Mission to benefit Vermont Parks Forever

    Presented by The Hatch
    The Flynn Center for the Performing Arts
    Burlington, VT

  • Nov 2nd, 7:00 pm
    Long Story Long

    Book Court
    163 Court Street

  • Nov 5th, 7:30 pm
    NPR’s Ask Me Another Live Taping

    VIP: Mo Willems
    The Bell House
    149 7th Street, Brooklyn, NY

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

Amazon, B&, IndieBound, Powell's, ChaptersIndigo


The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.

The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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