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Ophira Eisenberg is smart, friendly, slightly self-deprecating and one heck of a writer.

-YourTango.com

There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny.

-Newsday

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This sharp and classy lady
can be both
subtly subversive
and a total dork.

–TimeOut NY

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller.
–Best of New York.com

 

On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is.

-YourTango.com

A funnier, less famous version of Whitney Cummings.

–Washington Post

Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad.

-HelloGiggles

Shows

  • May 11th, 6:30 pm
    Ask Me Another

    VIP: The Milk Carton Kids
    The Bell House
    149 7th St, Brooklyn, NY

  • May 18th, 6:30 pm
    Ask Me Another

    VIP: Sutton Foster (TV Land’s Younger)
    The Bell House
    149 7th St, Brooklyn, NY

  • Jun 6th, 8:00 pm
    Laughing Out Loud: A Night of Stand-up Comedy

    Emelin Theatre
    153 Library Lane, Mamaroneck, NY

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Writings

My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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NPR

The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.


The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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