Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller.
–Best of New York.com

There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny. -Newsday

On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act.
–Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad.


Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over.
–The Apiary Magazine

Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny.
–Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

A funnier, less famous version of Whitney Cummings.
–Washington Post

She does what comedians do so well: explores taboo and shows how difficult ideas can be articulated entertainingly.
–New York Times

[Screw Everyone] rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom.
-SF Chronicle

This sharp and classy lady
can be both subtly subversive and a total dork.

–TimeOut NY


  • Apr 24th, 7:30 pm
    Halifax Comedy Festival: All Star Show

    Casino Nova Scotia
    Schooner Showroom
    1983 Upper Water St
    Halifax, NS B3J 3Y5, Canada

  • Apr 26th, 7:30 pm
    Halifax Comedy Festival: Gala of Laughs

    Spatz Theatre
    Citadel High
    1855 Trollope St
    Halifax, NS B3H 0A4, Canada

  • May 6th, 8:30 pm
    Liberty Comedy

    Maxfield’s on Main
    713 Main St.   Boonton, NJ

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.

The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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