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Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you. -Glamour Magazine

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On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is. -YourTango.com

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Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad. – HelloGiggles

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller. –Best of New York.com

A funnier, less famous version of Whitney Cummings. –Washington Post

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Ophira Eisenberg is smart, friendly, slightly self-deprecating and one heck of a writer. -YourTango.com

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Shows

  • Apr 23rd, 7:30 pm
    We Know Parenting: Live Podcast

    Littlefield
    635 Sackett St, Brooklyn, NY

  • Apr 25th, 6:45 pm
    NPR’s Ask Me Another

    The Bell House
    149 7th St., Brooklyn, NY

  • Apr 27th, 7:00 pm
    The Ivy League of Comedy

    StageOne at FTC
    70 Sanford St, Fairfield, CT

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Writings

My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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NPR

The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.


The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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