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There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny. – Newsday

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller. –Best of New York.com

Ophira Eisenberg is smart, friendly, slightly self-deprecating and one heck of a writer. -YourTango.com

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Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over. –The Apiary Magazine

On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is. -YourTango.com

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  • Oct 20th, 6:30 pm
    Girls on the Run Benefit

    400 Pine St., Burlington, VT

  • Oct 21st, 9:00 pm
    Ray DeVito Show

    12 St. Marks Place, New York, NY

  • Oct 22nd, 8:45 pm
    Stand Up NY

    Stand Up NY
    236 W 78th St, New York, NY

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

Amazon, B&N.com, IndieBound, Powell's, ChaptersIndigo


The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.

The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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