Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you. -Glamour Magazine

There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny. – Newsday

Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over. –The Apiary Magazine

Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Screw Everyone rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom. – SF Chronicle

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On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Ophira Eisenberg is smart, friendly, slightly self-deprecating and one heck of a writer. -YourTango.com

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
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The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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