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A funnier, less famous version of Whitney Cummings. –Washington Post

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad. – HelloGiggles

This sharp and classy lady can be both subtly subversive and a total dork. –TimeOut NY

On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over. –The Apiary Magazine

On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is. -YourTango.com

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Shows

  • Dec 4th, 8:00 pm
    The Gotham All-Stars

    Gotham Comedy Club
    208 W. 23rd St., New York, NY

  • Dec 4th, 9:00 pm
    All-Star Stand Up Comedy Showcase

    Broadway Comedy Club
    318 W. 53rd St., New York, NY

  • Dec 9th, 7:00 pm
    SH!T SHOW

    Union Hall
    702 Union St., Brooklyn, NY

More Shows

Writings

My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

Amazon, B&N.com, IndieBound, Powell's, ChaptersIndigo
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NPR

The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.


The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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