Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny. – Newsday

This sharp and classy lady can be both subtly subversive and a total dork. –TimeOut NY

Screw Everyone rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom. – SF Chronicle

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller. –Best of New York.com

She does what comedians do so well: explores taboo and shows how difficult ideas can be articulated entertainingly–New York Times

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On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Ophira Eisenberg is smart, friendly, slightly self-deprecating and one heck of a writer. -YourTango.com

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  • Oct 25th, 6:30 pm
    Wings WorldQuest: Women of Discovery Awards

    The Lighthouse
    61 Chelsea Piers, New York, NY

  • Nov 9th, 8:00 pm
    Ophira & Adira

    C’mon Everybody
    326 Franklin Ave., Brooklyn, NY

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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The new season of
Ask Me Another
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I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
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The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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