Ophira Eisenberg

She does what comedians do so well: explores taboo and shows how difficult ideas can be articulated entertainingly

–New York Times

Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad.



[Screw Everyone] rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom.

SF Chronicle

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Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you.

-Glamour Magazine

Ophira Eisenberg is smart, friendly, slightly self-deprecating and one heck of a writer.


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Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over.

–The Apiary Magazine

On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act.

–Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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  • Aug 28th, 9:30 pm
    To Catch A Thief – Cabaret Cinema

    Rubin Museum of Art
    150 W. 17th St., New York, NY

  • Sep 5th, 4:40 pm

    The Black Box
    305 Harrison Street, Seattle, WA

  • Sep 5th, 8:30 pm
    Bumbershoot – The Women Show

    The Bagley
    155 Mercer Street, Seattle, WA

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
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The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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