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Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad. – HelloGiggles

On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is. -YourTango.com

Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny. – Newsday

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over. –The Apiary Magazine

On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Shows

  • Oct 24th, 7:00 pm
    Rolling on the River Comedy Cruise

    Hornblower Cruise
    Pier 15, South Street, New York, NY

  • Oct 25th, 8:00 pm
    The Nights of Our Lives

    UCBT Chelsea
    307 West 26th St., New York, NY

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Writings

My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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NPR

The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.


The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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