[Screw Everyone] rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom.
-SF Chronicle

There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny. -Newsday

Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over.
–The Apiary Magazine

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller.
–Best of New York.com

Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you.

-Glamour Magazine

Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny.
–Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is.


Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad.


A funnier, less famous version of Whitney Cummings.
–Washington Post

She does what comedians do so well: explores taboo and shows how difficult ideas can be articulated entertainingly.
–New York Times


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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
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The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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