Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller.
–Best of New York.com

Ophira Eisenberg is smart, friendly, slightly self-deprecating and one heck of a writer.

-YourTango.com

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Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over.

–The Apiary Magazine

On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act.

–Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is.

-YourTango.com

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This sharp and classy lady
can be both
subtly subversive
and a total dork.

–TimeOut NY


She does what comedians do so well: explores taboo and shows how difficult ideas can be articulated entertainingly
.

–New York Times

Shows

  • Mar 28th, 7:00 pm
    Bad Assery: The Women and Comedy Conference

    Littlefield
    622 Degraw Street, Brooklyn, NY

  • Mar 30th, 8:00 pm
    Night Train

    Littlefield
    622 Degraw Street, Brooklyn

  • Mar 30th, 9:00 pm
    Comedy Cellar

    117 MacDougal Street

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Writings

My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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NPR

The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.


The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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