[Screw Everyone] rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom.
-SF Chronicle

This sharp and classy lady
can be both subtly subversive and a total dork.

–TimeOut NY

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller.
–Best of New York.com

On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is.


There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny. -Newsday

Ophira Eisenberg is smart, friendly, slightly self-deprecating and one heck of a writer.


On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act.
–Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad.


Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you.

-Glamour Magazine

A funnier, less famous version of Whitney Cummings.
–Washington Post


  • Sep 8th, 7:30 pm
    NPR’s Ask Me Another Live Taping

    VIP: Gail Simmons
    The Bell House
    149 7th Street Brooklyn, NY

  • Sep 10th, 9:00 pm
    Broadway Comedy Club

    318 W 53rd Street

  • Sep 11th, 8:00 pm
    Brooklyn! Long Story Long

    61 Local
    61 Bergen Street, Brooklyn

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
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The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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