Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad. – HelloGiggles

Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over. –The Apiary Magazine

Screw Everyone rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom. – SF Chronicle

Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

She does what comedians do so well: explores taboo and shows how difficult ideas can be articulated entertainingly–New York Times

On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is. -YourTango.com

On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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  • Jul 18th, 8:00 pm
    Kimmel Center Presents

    an hour with Ophira Eisenberg
    Perelman Theater
    Inside the Kimmel Center
    300 S Broad St, Philadelphia, PA

  • Jul 19th, 8:30 pm
    Kennedy Center Presents

    an hour with Ophira Eisenberg
    District of Comedy Festival
    Atrium in The John F. Kennedy Center
    for the Performing Arts
    2700 F Street, NW Washington, DC

  • Jul 23rd, 7:30 pm
    Live Taping of NPR’s Ask Me Another

    with special guest: Jessica Walter
    The Bell House
    149 7th Street, Brooklyn

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.

The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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