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Ophira Eisenberg is smart, friendly, slightly self-deprecating and one heck of a writer. -YourTango.com

Screw Everyone rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom. – SF Chronicle

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller. –Best of New York.com

Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over. –The Apiary Magazine

On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is. -YourTango.com

There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny. – Newsday

Shows

  • Sep 8th, 7:30 pm
    Sh!t Show

    Union Hall
    702 Union St., Brooklyn, NY

  • Sep 17th, 6:30 pm
    Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival

    The Bell House
    149 7th St., Brooklyn, NY

  • Sep 22nd, 9:30 pm
    She Makes Me Laugh

    PIT Striker
    123 E 24th St., New York, NY

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Writings

My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

Amazon, B&N.com, IndieBound, Powell's, ChaptersIndigo
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NPR

The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.


The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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