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Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad.



[Screw Everyone] rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom.

-SF Chronicle

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This sharp and classy lady
can be both
subtly subversive
and a total dork.

–TimeOut NY

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller.
–Best of New

Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over.

–The Apiary Magazine

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On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is.


  • Nov 24th, 8:00 pm
    Seven Digital Sins Live

    IDFA DocLab
    De Brakke Grond

    Nes 45, Amsterdam, NL

  • Dec 3rd, 7:30 pm
    NPR’s Ask Me Another Live Taping – Holiday Show

    VIPs: Bobby & Kristen Lopez (Frozen)
    Rosie Schaap (NY Times)
    Jeremy Schaap (ESPN)
    Adam Rapoport (Bon Appetit)
    The Bell House
    149 7th Street, Brooklyn

  • Dec 4th, 7:00 pm
    Lasers In The Jungle

    UCB East
    153 East 3rd Street

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

Amazon, B&, IndieBound, Powell's, ChaptersIndigo


The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.

The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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