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[Screw Everyone] rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom.

-SF Chronicle

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Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over.

–The Apiary Magazine


On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is.

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller.
–Best of New

Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad.


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A funnier, less famous version of Whitney Cummings.

–Washington Post

Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you.

-Glamour Magazine


  • Mar 7th, 6:00 pm
    The Liar Show

    Cornelia Street Cafe
    29 Cornelia Street, New York, NY

  • Mar 9th, 7:30 pm
    Live Taping of NPR’s Ask Me Another

    VIP: Jonathan Groff and Raul Castillo
    The Bell House
    149 7th Street, Brooklyn, NY

  • Mar 12th, 7:30 pm
    Moth Mainstage

    Bloor Hot Docs Cinema
    506 Bloor Strett West
    Toronto, ON, Canada

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

Amazon, B&, IndieBound, Powell's, ChaptersIndigo


The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.

The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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