Ophira Eisenberg

A funnier, less famous version of Whitney Cummings.

–Washington Post

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Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over.

–The Apiary Magazine

She does what comedians do so well: explores taboo and shows how difficult ideas can be articulated entertainingly

–New York Times


On top of all that, she’s also pretty enough to almost make you angry until she speaks and you remember how smart she is.


On stage she has that marvelous air of being both relaxed and in charge. She is a class act.

–Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad.


Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you.

-Glamour Magazine

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller.
–Best of New York.com


  • Jul 28th, 7:30 pm

    The Duplex
    61 Christopher St., New York, NY

  • Jul 29th, 7:30 pm
    How I Learned: You Don’t Have To Go Home But You Can’t Stay Here

    Union Hall
    702 Union St., Brooklyn, NY

  • Jul 30th, 7:30 pm
    Your Showcase of Showcases

    16 23rd Ave., Queens, NY

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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