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Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you. -Glamour Magazine

Screw Everyone rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom. – SF Chronicle

A funnier, less famous version of Whitney Cummings. –Washington Post

Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over. –The Apiary Magazine

Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

This sharp and classy lady can be both subtly subversive and a total dork. –TimeOut NY

There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny. – Newsday

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller. –Best of New York.com

Shows

  • May 4th, 7:00 pm
    Long Story Long

    61 Local
    61 Bergen St., Brooklyn, NY

  • May 8th, 7:30 pm
    Ask Me Another -w- Andy Karl, from Groundhog Day

    The Bell House
    149 7th St., Brooklyn, NY

  • May 10th, 8:00 pm
    Let’s See, What Else?

    Poco Bar & Restaurant
    33 Avenue B, New York, NY

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Writings

My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

Amazon, B&N.com, IndieBound, Powell's, ChaptersIndigo
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NPR

The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.


The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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