This sharp and classy lady can be both subtly subversive and a total dork. –TimeOut NY

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller. –Best of New York.com

Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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Give her just a minute and Ophira will win you over. –The Apiary Magazine

A funnier, less famous version of Whitney Cummings. –Washington Post

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you. -Glamour Magazine

Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad. – HelloGiggles


  • Jul 31st, 7:30 pm
    ASSSSCAT 3000

    UCB Theatre – Chelsea
    307 W. 26th St., New York, NY

  • Aug 3rd, 7:30 pm
    The Ophira & Adira Show

    C’mon Everybody
    325 Franklin Ave, Brooklyn, NY

  • Aug 4th, 8:00 pm
    The Non-Productive.com Comedy Show

    Just Jake’s
    30 Park St., Montclair, NJ

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My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

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The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.

The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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