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This sharp and classy lady can be both subtly subversive and a total dork. –TimeOut NY

Ophira is a rare combination of a sharp stand-up and a brilliant storyteller. –Best of New York.com

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Buy my NEW Comedy Album BANGS!

Practice pronouncing that name. She is cleverly, memorably funny. –Kate Copstick, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Eisenberg is the type of storyteller you’d pay serious money to have in your life all the time, just regaling you. -Glamour Magazine

Screw Everyone rises above the current crop not only as a well-written, original story, but as a celebration of female sexual freedom. – SF Chronicle

Well-dressed, smart and congenial, Eisenberg is aces when it comes to being a classy broad. – HelloGiggles

There are few sentences in this book that aren’t funny. – Newsday

Shows

  • Sep 30th, 8:00 pm
    YYComedy Festival: Calgary Stand-Up All-Stars Presented by Costume Shoppe

    Engineered Air Theatre
    205 8th Ave. SE, Calgary, AB

  • Oct 1st, 8:00 pm
    YYComedy Festival: The Funny 1060AM Gala

    Jubilee Auditorium
    1415 14th Ave. NW, Calgary, AB

  • Nov 9th, 8:00 pm
    Ophira & Adira

    C’mon Everybody
    326 Franklin Ave., Brooklyn. NY

More Shows

Writings

My debut memoir, Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy is available now and has been optioned for a feature film by Zucker Productions.

Amazon, B&N.com, IndieBound, Powell's, ChaptersIndigo
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NPR

The new season of
Ask Me Another
is here!
I host this weekly show that blends brainteasers and pub trivia night with comedy and music into one rambunctious hour. With live contestants, celebrity guests, and house musician Jonathan Coulton.
Listen to it on iTunes.
Get tickets to a live taping.


The Moth

A New York based storytelling sensation, I host their monthly Slam at Housingworks Bookstore Café as well as Mainstage shows in NY and on the road. You can also find me and other great stories on their podcast and YouTube Channel.

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